i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge,
also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
(Crossed out information is not factually accurate. Cookie money is used to support local Girl Scout organizations.) None the less Girl Scouts is the best! Their program aims “to build girls of courage, confidence, and character” and if that’s not the best shit you ever heard I don’t know what is. Also they currently have a membership of over 3.2 million girls and adults!
I like the nurse in the background of the last panel. The one who’s like, “Do it. DO IT FOR ALL OF US. GROPE HIM.”
Those middle gifs. Dr. Erskine is like “Howard, I did it. He’s hot.” But Howard is mortified. “What have you done, Abraham?!? You made him too hot.”
so hot they needed to put him on ice
YOU DIDNT JSUT
GO TO YOUR ROOM.
I feel like there are few musical lines that get my college experience the way that
"All this time I was finding myself and I didn’t know I was lost"
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
People in fictional stories are always like:
Real life isn’t like it is in the movies/books/fairytales….
Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke at Saving Mr. Banks premiere, Dec 9th, 2013.